Sorry about Access's pottymouth. >.>
Access: Who the hell are you calling a damn pottymouth! Meg: ....... oh, nevermind.
Anyway, this one is All Erin's Fault. Hahaha. So there. And possibly the fault of getting a goodish bit of KKJ when I was in Seattle, although I'm more inclined to blame Erin and Meimi and Ann. This fic is supposed to cover Chiaki meeting up with Access [in the anime, apparently, Access names him after a billboard. A BILLBOARD. o_O; I had a better opinion of Access's style than THAT, thanks] until he meets Maron, but depending on where it goes it might actually cover a bit more than that. ._.; But I need 1 and 2. Rather badly.
[Although, as Erin says, Access WOULD name Chiaki after a billboard. And after one of those convesations with Meimi that prove that there are Just Some People who should Not Be Allowed On The Same Internet XD XD XD, I've decided to just be glad that he didn't name him Kaitou HamburgerBasketWithFriesAndSoda. >.>;]
And in case you're wondering, hummingbirds DO zoom around your head in rage -- we keep a hummingbird feeder, and the damn things are forever zooming around chasing each other away from it. >.>; And once when my mother and I were gardening, a hummingbird decided that we were attacking its nest and divebombed us. Mom threw me on the ground and we STAYED on the ground until we finally realized it was a pissed off bird about the size of a quarter, rather than, say, a swarm of enraged hornets, which was our first thought. They're vicious little critters, really.