WTF?

Suppi-chan: *shrieks* And then they paired him off with KAHO, for GOD'S SAKE, who is at LEAST 30 years old, and I'm sorry, but that's just Sick And Wrong Even For CLAMP, and I don't CARE if Eriol is older than her MENTALLY, it still sicks me out!
Tin: True, true >_<.

Eriol: You don't like Kaho-san? ;_;
Suppi-chan: ... I don't like anyone who goes out with teenaged -- no! Touya was a JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT -- boys and then turns around and has a relationship with an ELEVEN YEAR OLD.
Tin: It's in-your-face-pedophilia *nod nod*.
Eriol: *pouts* But Terada-sensei and Rika-san get it on and Terada's old enough to be her FATHER.
Tin: Well, Rika-chan isn't a freak and Terada-sensei wasn't her older brother's first lover. In short, it's not as if they're weirdos.
Syaoran: She has a point.
Suppi-chan: ... anyway, I just can't see myself ficcing about Eriol and Kaho going at it like rabbits.
Tin: And I don't think Eriol-kun has even hit puberty yet.
Eriol: Puberty or not, I can still go at it like a rabbit *hurt look*.
Yuki: ... enough of the rabbit remarks, please.
Suppi-chan: You go back to To-ya, my boy.

Anyway, both Suppi-chan and Tin sort of read the last chapter of CCS, blinked, read it again, blinked again, and then screeched "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN, TOMOYO IS JUST IN THE BACKGROUND SMILING WISTFULLY AS SAKURA GOES OFF WITH SYAORAN?! YOU CALL THAT AN ENDING FOR HER?! THE HELL! TOMOYO DESERVES A HAPPY ENDING, TOO!"

Tomoyo: That was my happy ending.
Suppi-chan: *dangerously* It wasn't much of one. And what, may I ask, is going to happen when you're 25 years old and Sakura is having children --
Syaoran: *bluuuuuuuush*
Suppi-chan: -- and you want to have some too, and you're stuck being AUNTIE TOMOYO for the rest of your life?
Tomoyo: Did that stop my mother?
Suppi-chan: 0_o;;;
Tin: But did you read that fic where Tomoyo and Sakura decided to have children with Touya and Yukito respectively--
Suppi-chan: Don't. You. Dare.